Zoë Clayton-Kelly: One Hundred And Thirty Thousand Squirrels In London (And I Want Them All To Love Me)
11/08/2025 @ Aces and Eights Saloon Bar
Doors: 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Doors: 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Price: £12
One classically trained clown, a keyboard and an endlessly unfurling spool of string.
Singer-songwriter Zoë spirals her way through a cabaret of songs as catchy as they are surreal: ‘Existential Thoughts of a Freelancer’, ‘Floating Naked in a Magnesium Salt Bath With Your Mum’ and the overthinking junkies’ all time favourite ‘All Aboard the Spiral Train’.
Unspooling her life onto the stage — while trying not to get tied up in string – Zoë is on a hunt to figure out what exactly she is hunting for.
Expect sporadic flashes of experimental dance, wisdom and pigeons. Oh and the end notes of songs being held way too long.
Show starts at 8:00 p.m.
Duration: 50 mins
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