Clown Beef
Doors: 7:30 pm - 10:30 pm
I am pleased to announce that the next two Clown Beef Comedy Shows will be on 16/1 and 19/2 at 8pm and will take place at Aces and Eights in London.
I will host it and I will take care of you. As far as reasonably possible, I will protect you from The Triangle*. So far, it will feature competitors Katie Pritchard, Jain Edwards, Carl Carzana, Rob Duncan, Zoe Wohlfeld, Lulu Popplewell, Ali Brice, Su-Mi.
There will also be some special characters at each event. I will reveal these in due course (for example, now: Adam Larter).
*Thank you for being patient while I straighten out The Lore. The Lore has only recently started revealing itself to me and its revelation is an ongoing process.
The current state of play is that I discovered an occult interdimensional triangle who is obsessed with British television game shows. The Triangle is now demanding that I stage my own game show according to its whims. If I do not appease The Triangle, it has promised it will destroy the universe.
No one knows for sure if it has that power, but I for one do not want to find out.
The tl;dr is that I am now getting clowns and not clowns to literally/metaphorically/spiritually wrestle in a variety of fora in order to prevent the death of our world.
Please join to see if I am successful.
June events
- 04/06/2026 - 05/06/2026 at 9:00 pm - 11:00 pm
CLUB GEOFF presents The Engine Room (GOD/Terminal Cheesecake) + The Shining Tongues
- 05/06/2026 at 7:30 pm - 11:00 pm
EdFringe Double Preview: Aaagony Aunts & All the Animals: Ranked (by Comedians)
- 07/06/2026 at 6:30 pm - 9:00 pm
Calendar
MonTueWedThuFriSatSunMTWTFSS9:00 PM - Emperor Nortons Whiskey Symposium56787:00 PM - Ivor Dembina: Millwall Jew7:45 PM - Good News / Bad News117:30 PM - Laurie Black Presents Bad Luck Basement7:30 PM - Reject All Presents Acts TBA1416171819207:00 PM - Ivor Dembina: Millwall Jew268:00 PM - Jake Baker: Union Sundown8:00 PM - Jake Baker: Union Sundown8:00 PM - Leslie Ewing-Burgesse: Phenomenon (WIP)8:00 PM - Phil Green: Guilt8:00 PM - Phil Green: Guilt9:30 PM - David Ferguson: Trivial Hirsute (WIP)6:30 PM - Phil Green: Guilt9:30 PM - Improv Deathmatch5:00 PM - Emily McQuade: Duck Haunt6:30 PM - Andrew Coleman's Heart Problems9:30 PM - Jonny Collins: Andro-Jonny
