Zoë Clayton-Kelly: One Hundred and Thirty Thousand Squirrels in London (And I Want Them All To Love Me)
18/01/2026 @ Aces and Eights Saloon Bar
Doors: 6:45 pm - 8:30 pm
Doors: 6:45 pm - 8:30 pm
Price: £10
One classically trained clown, a keyboard and an endlessly unfurling spool of string.
Fresh off the back of Camden and Edinburgh Fringe 2025 and taking a nomination for Best Cabaret at Fringe Theatre Awards, Zoë returns to Aces & Eights with her critically acclaimed five star show One Hundred and Thirty Thousand Squirrels in London (And I Want Them All To Love Me).
Join this singer-songwriter as she spirals her way through a cabaret of songs as catchy as they are surreal: ‘Existential Thoughts of a Freelancer, ‘Floating Naked in a Magnesium Salt Bath With Your Mum’ and the overthinking junkies’ all time favourite ‘All Aboard the Spiral Train.
Expect sporadic flashes of experimental dance, wisdom and pigeons. Oh and the end notes of songs being held way too long.
‘Clayton-Kelly is comedy gold. An Australian Victoria Wood for the 2020s’
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ – The Reviews Hub
‘Raw, real and raunchy in the weirdest ways.’
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ – Obscurity
‘It’s fairly flawless. Keep an eye on this performer.’
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ – Loureviews
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