TURTLE: A Story About Christ, Cancer, Kinks, and Christmas
31/07/2025 @ Aces and Eights Saloon Bar
Doors: 9:30 pm - 10:30 pm
Doors: 9:30 pm - 10:30 pm
Price: £10
Turtle is a porn-addicted, sex-obsessed, foul-mouthed, functioning-alcoholic Catholic navigating his life and relationships following his baby sister’s cancer diagnosis.
Selfish, American-ly arrogant, and obsessed with his penis, Turtle has made a huge… choice (some say it’s below average: only the audience can decide if size matters). His Catholic guilt, or God Himself, refuses to let Turtle put the blame on anyone but himself.
Deemed “Fantastic. A helluva ride. Very very funny. Very very moving. Outrageous, bold, and so, so human,” and “Heart-breaking, yet hilarious and hedonistic,” Turtle is coming to Camden Fringe to erect his story to a brand new audience.
Show starts at 9:30 p.m.
Duration: 60 mins
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