TURTLE: A Story About Christ, Cancer, Kinks, and Christmas
07/08/2025 @ Aces and Eights Saloon Bar
Doors: 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm
Doors: 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm
Price: £10
Turtle is a porn-addicted, sex-obsessed, foul-mouthed, functioning-alcoholic Catholic navigating his life and relationships following his baby sister’s cancer diagnosis.
Selfish, American-ly arrogant, and obsessed with his penis, Turtle has made a huge… choice (some say it’s below average: only the audience can decide if size matters). His Catholic guilt, or God Himself, refuses to let Turtle put the blame on anyone but himself.
Deemed “Fantastic. A helluva ride. Very very funny. Very very moving. Outrageous, bold, and so, so human,” and “Heart-breaking, yet hilarious and hedonistic,” Turtle is coming to Camden Fringe to erect his story to a brand new audience.
Show starts at 6:30 p.m.
Duration: 60 mins
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MonTueWedThuFriSatSunMTWTFSS7:00 PM - Frosty & Fletch (& Friends)7:30 PM - Sarah Roberts: Work in Progress17:30 PM - Everything is F**ked Comedy37:30 PM - Strange Looks +Tom Szczech67:30 PM - Gaz Brookfield- Waiting For Wisdom tour10111213147:30 PM - Luke White... SOLD OUT7:30 PM - Club Geoff Presents The Shining Tongues197:30 PM - Nick Kirk: Absolute Nickhead7:30 PM - Jake Patrick: Work in Progress7:30 PM - Alt Comedy23247:30 PM - Dealing With Damage + Dinosaur Skull26277:00 PM - Frosty & Fletch (& Friends)7:30 PM - KN/GHT$ + Infra Violet
