Clown Beef
Doors: 7:30 pm - 10:30 pm
I am pleased to announce that the next two Clown Beef Comedy Shows will be on 16/1 and 19/2 at 8pm and will take place at Aces and Eights in London.
I will host it and I will take care of you. As far as reasonably possible, I will protect you from The Triangle*. So far, it will feature competitors Katie Pritchard, Jain Edwards, Carl Carzana, Rob Duncan, Zoe Wohlfeld, Lulu Popplewell, Ali Brice, Su-Mi.
There will also be some special characters at each event. I will reveal these in due course (for example, now: Adam Larter).
*Thank you for being patient while I straighten out The Lore. The Lore has only recently started revealing itself to me and its revelation is an ongoing process.
The current state of play is that I discovered an occult interdimensional triangle who is obsessed with British television game shows. The Triangle is now demanding that I stage my own game show according to its whims. If I do not appease The Triangle, it has promised it will destroy the universe.
No one knows for sure if it has that power, but I for one do not want to find out.
The tl;dr is that I am now getting clowns and not clowns to literally/metaphorically/spiritually wrestle in a variety of fora in order to prevent the death of our world.
Please join to see if I am successful.
July events
- 20/07/2026 at 7:15 pm - 10:00 pm
Ed Preview Double Bill: The End of Reason AND I Think I'm Turning Japanese!
- 26/07/2026 at 7:00 pm - 10:30 pm
NO OTHER CHOICE... EP LAUNCH... SOLD OUT waiting list available see ticket link
- 31/07/2026 at 7:30 pm - 11:00 pm
Calendar
MonTueWedThuFriSatSunMTWTFSS2728297:30 PM - Velveteen + Holy Springs6:30 PM - Callum Mackenzie: 1 Hour of Clean Comedy8:00 PM - Amy Nic: School Disco Party Bags9:30 PM - Lovebugs Comedy: The Bug Hotel6:30 PM - Callum Mackenzie: 1 Hour of Clean Comedy9:30 PM - Tim Swanton: Bear The Load6:30 PM - The WIT-Nits: You Shouldn't Have9:30 PM - Lovebugs Comedy: The Bug Hotel8:00 PM - Twins – A Split Bill9:30 PM - Riot Reveals… A Manajerie Of Mayhem6:30 PM - Twins – A Split Bill8:00 PM - Phil Green: The Boy Who Nearly Grew Up9:30 PM - Riot Reveals… A Manajerie Of Mayhem6:30 PM - Twins – A Split Bill8:00 PM - The WIT-Nits: You Shouldn't Have9:30 PM - Wes Defoe: TOOMANYVOICES6:30 PM - Tim Swanton: Bear The Load8:00 PM - Lovebugs Comedy: The Bug Hotel118:00 PM - Gary G Knightley: Bear (WIP)8:00 PM - Dead Time Stories8:00 PM - Phil Green: The Boy Who Nearly Grew Up9:30 PM - Dead Time Stories6:30 PM - Dead Time Stories8:00 PM - Phil Green: The Boy Who Nearly Grew Up6:30 PM - Dead Time Stories8:00 PM - John Callaghan's Cabaret Electro9:30 PM - SEVEN and a half YEARS179:30 PM - SEVEN and a half YEARS6:30 PM - The Green Party8:00 PM - The Velvet Lads (working title)9:30 PM - Tim Swanton: Bear The Load9:30 PM - Stewart Nutting: Nutting Really Matters218:00 PM - Giddy Aunt Improv9:30 PM - A Dublin Story8:00 PM - A Dublin Story9:30 PM - Balthazar Dark: Dark Thymes6:30 PM - Balthazar Dark: Dark Thymes8:00 PM - John James Davies: I'm Here and It's Ok9:30 PM - LIMBS6:30 PM - The Green Party9:30 PM - LIMBS6:30 PM - Tim Swanton: Bear The Load9:30 PM - LIMBS9:30 PM - LIMBS28293031129:00 PM - Emperor Norton’s Whiskey Symposium456
