Clown Beef

19/01/2026 @ Aces and Eights Saloon Bar
Doors: 7:30 pm - 10:30 pm
Price: £10
An unofficial Taskmaster/Richard Osman’s House of Games pastiche orchestrated to appease an occult triangle (only clowns/not-clowns compete)

I am pleased to announce that the next two Clown Beef Comedy Shows will be on 16/1 and 19/2 at 8pm and will take place at Aces and Eights in London.

I will host it and I will take care of you. As far as reasonably possible, I will protect you from The Triangle*. So far, it will feature competitors Katie Pritchard, Jain Edwards, Carl Carzana, Rob Duncan, Zoe Wohlfeld, Lulu Popplewell, Ali Brice, Su-Mi.

There will also be some special characters at each event. I will reveal these in due course (for example, now: Adam Larter).

*Thank you for being patient while I straighten out The Lore. The Lore has only recently started revealing itself to me and its revelation is an ongoing process.

The current state of play is that I discovered an occult interdimensional triangle who is obsessed with British television game shows. The Triangle is now demanding that I stage my own game show according to its whims. If I do not appease The Triangle, it has promised it will destroy the universe.

No one knows for sure if it has that power, but I for one do not want to find out.

The tl;dr is that I am now getting clowns and not clowns to literally/metaphorically/spiritually wrestle in a variety of fora in order to prevent the death of our world.

Please join to see if I am successful.

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