Bex Turner: Momma’s Got A Brand New Toy Kitchen
Doors: 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
She’s peopled her last please, now she’s figuring out hey ‘why can’t she be desired’? Why can’t she be naughty? Why can’t she be made out of HDPE plastic? Her exterior’s hard plastic but inside she’s stagnant air from 1991.
Bex can’t hide behind a toy kitchen mask anymore… she’s 5ft8. A fragile woman made entity! Whose masquerading as someone whose normal. But not really. Instead of sharp edges Bex has soft curves, a sturdy base and a small rack.
Who is she but a toy kitchen?
Join whimsical and (sometimes scary) comedian Bex Turner for a (mostly) stand-up show of weird tales, Autism and lots of crude Crudités!
Bex Turner is a high energy, eccentric, surreal, stand up/character comic. Her likeability combined with her comedic sense of adventure makes audiences love her. She was a 2018 Quarter Finalist at Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year and a 2015 Semi Finalist for Laughing Horse New Act of the Year.
Show starts at 8:00 p.m.
Duration: 50 mins
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Calendar
MonTueWedThuFriSatSunMTWTFSS6:30 PM - Gareth Gwynn: Cyril9:30 PM - Leslie Ewing-Burgesse: Behemoth (WIP)6:30 PM - Gareth Gwynn: Cyril9:30 PM - Leslie Ewing-Burgesse: Behemoth (WIP)6:30 PM - Gareth Gwynn: Cyril6:30 PM - LU/CK10:00 PM - DJ Plimsoles6:30 PM - Rohan Ashar & Mani Ahmed: Other9:30 PM - LabRats Present… Scabaret!6:30 PM - Winsie Chen: I’m Not a Feminist – Part 28:00 PM - Matt Green: Work in Progress6:30 PM - Winsie Chen: I’m Not a Feminist – Part 28:00 PM - Matt Green: Work in Progress9:30 PM - LabRats Present… Scabaret!8:00 PM - Matt Green: Work in Progress9:30 PM - Winsie Chen: I’m Not a Feminist – Part 28+6:30 PM - Rohan Ashar & Mani Ahmed: Other8:00 PM - Matt Green: Work in Progress9:30 PM - Pidje Moon: Prostituting Pigeons8:00 PM - Matt Green: Work in Progress9:30 PM - Improv Deathmatch6:30 PM - Ben O'Sullivan: Bermuda Rhombus8:00 PM - Victor Von Plume: Delightfully Dark6:30 PM - Undertone127:30 PM - Charlie Barnes + Support... SOLD OUT9:30 PM - Giddy Aunt Improv6:30 PM - SPUDS: Tatties in Business8:00 PM - Clare McCartney and Friends9:30 PM - Improv Deathmatch6:30 PM - I Really Want to Wring a Seagull’s Neck8:00 PM - SPUDS: Tatties in Business9:30 PM - Liminal Tales: The Law of Three6:30 PM - I Really Want to Wring a Seagull’s Neck8:00 PM - SPUDS: Tatties in Business9:30 PM - Liminal Tales: The Law of Three6:30 PM - Liminal Tales: The Law of Three8:00 PM - SPUDS: Tatties in Business9:30 PM - I Really Want to Wring a Seagull’s Neck6:30 PM - I Killed Him - A Dark Comedy8:00 PM - Queer Pop6:30 PM - Jimmy Made Parole8:00 PM - Tim & Olly: A Smorgasbord of Nothing6:30 PM - Jimmy Made Parole8:00 PM - Tim & Olly: A Smorgasbord of Nothing6:30 PM - Jimmy Made Parole8:00 PM - Benedict Doggwiler: Not A Threat!9:30 PM - I Killed Him - A Dark Comedy7:30 PM - FolkAndRoots Present Southbound2810:00 PM - DJ Plimsoles30
