Bex Turner: Momma’s Got A Brand New Toy Kitchen
Doors: 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
She’s peopled her last please, now she’s figuring out hey ‘why can’t she be desired’? Why can’t she be naughty? Why can’t she be made out of HDPE plastic? Her exterior’s hard plastic but inside she’s stagnant air from 1991.
Bex can’t hide behind a toy kitchen mask anymore… she’s 5ft8. A fragile woman made entity! Whose masquerading as someone whose normal. But not really. Instead of sharp edges Bex has soft curves, a sturdy base and a small rack.
Who is she but a toy kitchen?
Join whimsical and (sometimes scary) comedian Bex Turner for a (mostly) stand-up show of weird tales, Autism and lots of crude Crudités!
Bex Turner is a high energy, eccentric, surreal, stand up/character comic. Her likeability combined with her comedic sense of adventure makes audiences love her. She was a 2018 Quarter Finalist at Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year and a 2015 Semi Finalist for Laughing Horse New Act of the Year.
Show starts at 8:00 p.m.
Duration: 50 mins
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- 25/07/2026 - 26/07/2026 at 9:00 pm - 2:00 am
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Calendar
MonTueWedThuFriSatSunMTWTFSS2728297:30 PM - Velveteen + Holy Springs6:30 PM - Callum Mackenzie: 1 Hour of Clean Comedy8:00 PM - Amy Nic: School Disco Party Bags9:30 PM - Lovebugs Comedy: The Bug Hotel6:30 PM - Callum Mackenzie: 1 Hour of Clean Comedy9:30 PM - Tim Swanton: Bear The Load6:30 PM - The WIT-Nits: You Shouldn't Have9:30 PM - Lovebugs Comedy: The Bug Hotel8:00 PM - Twins – A Split Bill9:30 PM - Riot Reveals… A Manajerie Of Mayhem6:30 PM - Twins – A Split Bill8:00 PM - Phil Green: The Boy Who Nearly Grew Up9:30 PM - Riot Reveals… A Manajerie Of Mayhem6:30 PM - Twins – A Split Bill8:00 PM - The WIT-Nits: You Shouldn't Have9:30 PM - Wes Defoe: TOOMANYVOICES6:30 PM - Tim Swanton: Bear The Load8:00 PM - Lovebugs Comedy: The Bug Hotel118:00 PM - Gary G Knightley: Bear (WIP)8:00 PM - Dead Time Stories8:00 PM - Phil Green: The Boy Who Nearly Grew Up9:30 PM - Dead Time Stories6:30 PM - Dead Time Stories8:00 PM - Phil Green: The Boy Who Nearly Grew Up6:30 PM - Dead Time Stories8:00 PM - John Callaghan's Cabaret Electro9:30 PM - SEVEN and a half YEARS179:30 PM - SEVEN and a half YEARS6:30 PM - The Green Party8:00 PM - The Velvet Lads (working title)9:30 PM - Tim Swanton: Bear The Load9:30 PM - Stewart Nutting: Nutting Really Matters218:00 PM - Giddy Aunt Improv9:30 PM - A Dublin Story8:00 PM - A Dublin Story9:30 PM - Balthazar Dark: Dark Thymes6:30 PM - Balthazar Dark: Dark Thymes8:00 PM - John James Davies: I'm Here and It's Ok9:30 PM - LIMBS6:30 PM - The Green Party9:30 PM - LIMBS6:30 PM - Tim Swanton: Bear The Load9:30 PM - LIMBS9:30 PM - LIMBS2829303119:00 PM - Emperor Norton’s Whiskey Symposium456
