Bex Turner: Momma’s Got A Brand New Toy Kitchen

27/08/2026 @ Aces and Eights Saloon Bar
Doors: 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Price: £5

She’s peopled her last please, now she’s figuring out hey ‘why can’t she be desired’? Why can’t she be naughty? Why can’t she be made out of HDPE plastic? Her exterior’s hard plastic but inside she’s stagnant air from 1991.

Bex can’t hide behind a toy kitchen mask anymore… she’s 5ft8. A fragile woman made entity! Whose masquerading as someone whose normal. But not really. Instead of sharp edges Bex has soft curves, a sturdy base and a small rack.

Who is she but a toy kitchen?

Join whimsical and (sometimes scary) comedian Bex Turner for a (mostly) stand-up show of weird tales, Autism and lots of crude Crudités!

Bex Turner is a high energy, eccentric, surreal, stand up/character comic. Her likeability combined with her comedic sense of adventure makes audiences love her. She was a 2018 Quarter Finalist at Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year and a 2015 Semi Finalist for Laughing Horse New Act of the Year.

Show starts at 8:00 p.m.

Duration: 50 mins

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